This happened way back. Like 3-4 years back.
One day, my dad asked me if I had heard the song “Living Next Door to Alice” by Smokie or not. And I hadn’t so he got very excited about the fact that he knew a cool song that I hadn’t heard and so he told me that he would download it for me.
Next day, he came home from office with a pendrive, looking oh-so-happy with himself. He plugged the pendrive into the…well…pendrive hole thingy in the music player (yes, I’m aware of how wrong that sounds. But I don’t know what its called!) and called me and announced that he got me the song and asked me to sit and listen to it.
Only, instead of the normal version, he downloaded the one where they go “Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?”. And he hasn’t realized it. Till he played it right then. You should’ve seen his face when that part started playing. He was like, “ummm…..” and I was all, “uh-huh. So this song, huh dad?”
It was epic.
Note to the non-Indian peeps: In India, even words like “make out” is censored. And the f word is basically a word you are not supposed to be aware of. Well, at least until you are 18. And parents are really sort of…. Conservative. Sort of. Not all of them though. Not mine at least. But basically, you aren’t supposed to use the f word till you grow up. And to most Indian parents, your little baby NEVER grows up. So, yeah.