I so hate it when people write stuff like “mah” instead of “my” or “yew” instead of “you” or “ua” instead of “your” and all… I mean, the purpose of writing incorrect spellings of words (MUST you? :-/) is to shorten the words while you are typing. Like writing “u” instead of “you”. But writing “mah” instead of “my” totally defeats the purpose! You are writing an extra letter! And you sound like a moron as well. And words like “yew” and “meh” and “gawd” and “baws” and “hawt”! Jesus Christ, stop! It does NOT sound cool (or like they would write,”kewl”)! It sounds completely retarded! It makes me want to throw a dictionary at your face, actually. What is wrong with you people?! Do the world a favor and go back to kindergarten. Please.